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An Irish priest was driving himself to church one fine Sunday morning. As

he passed a field, he happened to glance over and he saw a farmer screwing

a sheep. "Saints preserve us," he thought, and kept on driving.

A few minutes later, the priest passed another field. He glanced at the

field and saw another farmer screwing a sheep. "Dear God in Heaven!"

thought the priest, and he kept on driving.

A few minutes later, he happened to pass another field. He glanced into

the field and saw a farmer leaning up against a tree, jerking off. "Well,"

said the priest to himself, "I've certainly decided what today's sermon is

going to be about!"

When he gets to the pulpit of his church, the priest begins:

"Friends and neighbors, an appalling situation exists here in our

God-fearing hamlet. As I was driving to church this fine Sunday morning, I

passed a field and saw a farmer performing an unnatural act on a sheep.

Not five minutes later, I passed another field, and saw another farmer

performing an unnatural act on a sheep. Not five minutes later, I passed

another field and saw a farmer performing an unnatural act on himself!"

And from one of the pews in the back of the church, a voice called out,

"Oh, that'd be Paddy O'Flannigan. He never could catch a sheep."